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      ------------------------------------ There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.

      ----------------------------------- Inside I found a dead parrot lying on a waterbed. I revived the parrot with some saltines and adrenaline. We became good friends. The parrots name was Randy. One night a few years later while Randy and me played Gin Rummy, he sang me a song about a fire. The title of this blog was never mentioned but I sensed it, and Randy confirmed it by giving me ‘THE LOOK’.

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          • August 17, 2012 2:53 am
            Here’s the fucking deal. Believe in something. Don’t believe in anything. You can have both experiences. You can live with being a contradiction, in fact you already are. The sooner you realize this and stop acting like a child who thinks the world, i.e., your reality, should all be a certain way so you can feel ok about it, the sooner you can accept whatever it is that you find so annoying and get on with the goat fucking or salad tossing ect. The sooner you let go of your sacred programming the sooner you can let it all be. We’re all dumb animals who think we’re pretty special. Dems da brakes. Its hard wired into us for survival. But seeing as how most of us no longer need to fight rabid clowns in church for pie, we can relax and have fun with it and open up our manifesto’s to be a massive fucking silly contradictions.

            Here’s the fucking deal. Believe in something. Don’t believe in anything. You can have both experiences. You can live with being a contradiction, in fact you already are. The sooner you realize this and stop acting like a child who thinks the world, i.e., your reality, should all be a certain way so you can feel ok about it, the sooner you can accept whatever it is that you find so annoying and get on with the goat fucking or salad tossing ect.

            The sooner you let go of your sacred programming the sooner you can let it all be. We’re all dumb animals who think we’re pretty special. Dems da brakes. Its hard wired into us for survival. But seeing as how most of us no longer need to fight rabid clowns in church for pie, we can relax and have fun with it and open up our manifesto’s to be a massive fucking silly contradictions.

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