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      ------------------------------------ There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.

      ----------------------------------- Inside I found a dead parrot lying on a waterbed. I revived the parrot with some saltines and adrenaline. We became good friends. The parrots name was Randy. One night a few years later while Randy and me played Gin Rummy, he sang me a song about a fire. The title of this blog was never mentioned but I sensed it, and Randy confirmed it by giving me ‘THE LOOK’.

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          • January 25, 2011 9:00 pm
            I’m working on a little short story that won’t be finished up until late. Be sure and check back here at 9 am tomorrow for a tale filled with ribaldry and woe. Maybe you can even write your own story based on this wonderful picture?

            I’m working on a little short story that won’t be finished up until late. Be sure and check back here at 9 am tomorrow for a tale filled with ribaldry and woe.

            Maybe you can even write your own story based on this wonderful picture?

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            1. answered: Dogs are color blind.
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            3. answered: cake ^-^
            4. answered: Ubik multicoloured truck bawlz. Use as directed.
            5. answered: my photo based sitcom idea: reincarnated gay man invents colorful fake testes with help of his still human love who is an animal psychic.
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            8. answered: i once met a dog *** circled by plastic nutsacks *** i didn’t like it. [high ku for yoo-hoo]
            9. answered: Oh gee, trucker nutzzz will never inspire me to write a robust narrative.
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            11. answered: microstory: “Rocky didn’t seem enthused when I showed him the variety of colors in replacement testicles.”
            12. answered: Dog was sad. Decided to hang colorful pairs of testicles around his neck. Dog is still sad.
            13. answered: Fisher Price truck nuts?
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