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------------------------------------ There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.
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Awesome.
A great party tip. Next time your at a house party, just start making toast and when its ready yell “TOAST!’ and then throw toast to the largest bunch of people at the party. If you are a master MC you will get a mosh pit going for toast. The host will hate you, but you will be a hero.
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(via pleatedjeans) Awesome. A great party tip. Next time your at a house party, just start making toast and when its...
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