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          • January 23, 2011 11:36 pm
            RIP fitness nut Jack Lalanne - dead at the age 96 At age 60, he swam from Alcatraz Island to Fisherman’s Wharf in San Francisco - handcuffed, shackled and towing a boat. I once passed out in the middle of eating a ham sandwich.

            RIP fitness nut Jack Lalanne - dead at the age 96

            At age 60, he swam from Alcatraz Island to Fisherman’s Wharf in San Francisco - handcuffed, shackled and towing a boat.

            I once passed out in the middle of eating a ham sandwich.

            98 notes Filed under:  the ham was piled to high!, and I was to drunk to be climbing that mountain.,.
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            9. said: Work outs that consist of marshmallow eating contests.
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