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          • January 16, 2011 11:03 am
            unnaturalist: ‘Russian Nesting Sharks’ by Max Brown Your heart was a Russian nesting shark that slept quietly in the park waiting for rain

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            ‘Russian Nesting Sharks’ by Max Brown

            Your heart was a Russian nesting shark

            that slept quietly in the park

            waiting for rain

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