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      ------------------------------------ There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.

      ----------------------------------- Inside I found a dead parrot lying on a waterbed. I revived the parrot with some saltines and adrenaline. We became good friends. The parrots name was Randy. One night a few years later while Randy and me played Gin Rummy, he sang me a song about a fire. The title of this blog was never mentioned but I sensed it, and Randy confirmed it by giving me ‘THE LOOK’.


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          • July 22, 2012 1:22 pm

            I’ve been told that I’m frightening the children during storytime. Isn’t that the whole point?

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            2. answered: that ol’ lady had the nicest tsetses
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            4. rakuli answered: Seems less scary than when I am confronted with the number of Pokemon the kids speak of these days.
            5. answered: haha - Of course that’s the point! What other fun could there be?
            6. answered: There was a lot of pimp in that delivery.
            7. answered: It’s the only way they’ll get anything out of it
            8. said: hmmm
            9. answered: Yes. Yes, it is.
            10. answered: my future unborn are scared to launch themselves over this.
            11. said: I want more
            12. answered: Yes…You’ve got scare talent.
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