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      ------------------------------------ There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.

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          • July 11, 2012 12:32 am
            Come to find out, being the all seeing eye of god is a lonely gig. I spend most of my time converting dark matter into ultra light beer. Sure its a crisp and refreshing but I miss the old days when it was 2 for 1 black hole night at that shitty fake Irish pub on 3rd street. Man, the honey’s really loved that place. I used to pull a lotta wool at that joint.  Now chicks look right through me like I don’t even exist. Duality! is all they scream. Shit, duality is all anyone screams. Nobody cares if the eternal deathless all seeing eye of consciousness ever gets laid.

            Come to find out, being the all seeing eye of god is a lonely gig. I spend most of my time converting dark matter into ultra light beer. Sure its a crisp and refreshing but I miss the old days when it was 2 for 1 black hole night at that shitty fake Irish pub on 3rd street. Man, the honey’s really loved that place. I used to pull a lotta wool at that joint. 

            Now chicks look right through me like I don’t even exist. Duality! is all they scream. Shit, duality is all anyone screams. Nobody cares if the eternal deathless all seeing eye of consciousness ever gets laid.

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