My Dearest Britney -
Darling, I’m afraid the end is nigh. We are lost and rudderless. The mountains on my beer cans no longer turn blue. I don’t know who I am anymore. The men are becoming anxious and confused. Sergeant Binkers doesn’t know who to text in and vote for. Darkness is upon us. We are down to our last case of Easy Cheese and the Philistines refuse to send any more refreshments unless we order more bottle service. For the first time in my life I am afeared that we shall not make it to the after party. What ever shall I do?
My love, The winter has aged me. Last night I had a dream that I was 30 and walking down a fashion model runway which was also a conveyor belt and when I did my fabulous turn to walk back, the conveyor belt just kept speeding up and I couldn’t keep up with it. I could see the pit behind me and it was just a pile of boring old people, with bad hair and terrible shoes writhing about in a Wal-Mart.
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