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      ------------------------------------ There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.

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          • January 8, 2011 1:37 am
            I don’t drink much but I think tonight I’ll get down a bottle of old clown liquor. Whats everyone else drinking? Smoking? popping? Hey rrrick did you send me a dirty picture of yourself with a coonskin cap on?!! whatever it was it was damn hot.?

            I don’t drink much but I think tonight I’ll get down a bottle of old clown liquor.

            Whats everyone else drinking? Smoking? popping?

            Hey rrrick did you send me a dirty picture of yourself with a coonskin cap on?!!

            whatever it was it was damn hot.?

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            1. answered: Smoking a whole lot of weed
            2. answered: I hunted, desperately, but only found a bottle of lime vodka and Advocaat from my ‘Dick Clarke’s Cocktail Party’ phase.
            3. answered: Oh hookerorcake… Ohhh, hookerscake… if you could only know what I’ve had tonight. Hiccup.
            4. answered: a good ol cuban my friend. :)
            5. answered: 12 y.o. glenfiddich single malt scotch
            6. answered: wkwkwkwkwkwkwk grand drink
            7. unstoppable answered: Bacon pop is a hell of a drug.
            8. answered: vodka+pineapple & something called a cilantro gimlet… absolut vodka, cilantro, sugar, and lime juice w/ a chili-sugar rim. whew!
            9. said: Holding my breath and spinning around.
            10. answered: smoking marlboro iceblast and drinking umeshuu :)
            11. answered: Green tea flavored Canada Dry.
            12. answered: No one gets drunk anymore, silly. They just have themselves a nice wank off.
            13. answered: I don’t think they age the clowns in the casks long enough, to be honest.
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            15. answered: What did rrrick have the coonskin cap on? did he call it Davey Cockett? … just smokin …
            16. answered: I’m not saying it was or wasn’t me. I’m just not saying. Glad you liked it.
            17. answered: Planning on mixing Hypnotiq and Rated X to make a purple drink. Then cry myself to sleep to reruns of Sex and the City. Normal stuff.
            18. answered: Pabst Blue Ribbon & Seroquel, with knife hits of hash oil on the side… life. is. good…
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