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      ------------------------------------ There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.

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          • January 8, 2011 12:53 am
            Ghost Robot Cock seeks to possessGood Afternoon - My name is Buford T. Justice and I would like to fuck you all on the sub atomic level. Now some people will tell ya that fucking is a dirty and bad thing, only to be shared with the one you love the mostest. But I’m here to tell that this whole universe is a fucking. Whether you like it or not, your cells this very moment are dying and fucking and regenerating with the comic soup that we’re all marinating in. delicious spices eternal devices    …that click whirl and spinso take a good look at these tress - see how they spread out there roots into the mother earth. And look at those branches. Are they not twisting and ungulating their seed into the heavens, sucking life from the very air and sun? This is an outrage. I have to pull a slot handle for 8 hours a day just to get a gawd damn handjob whilst out back there is a virtual orgy of trees all writhen and whisperin their dirty music all while the birds whistle and gawk - dirty tree fucking talk like god in all the ancient books like god in this here car commercial a seductive notion gives you a bargain and as for the bargain Grandma would say, “Take it, because its taking you,” then she’d crush her empty beer can on her head and chuckle, ”Might as well enjoy the fucking.”

            Ghost Robot Cock seeks to possess

            Good Afternoon - My name is Buford T. Justice and I would like to fuck you all on the sub atomic level. Now some people will tell ya that fucking is a dirty and bad thing, only to be shared with the one you love the mostest. But I’m here to tell that this whole universe is a fucking. Whether you like it or not, your cells this very moment are dying and fucking and regenerating with the comic soup that we’re all marinating in.

             delicious spices

             eternal devices


                …that click whirl and spin

            so take a good look at these tress - see how they spread out there roots into the mother earth. And look at those branches. Are they not twisting and ungulating their seed into the heavens, sucking life from the very air and sun? This is an outrage. I have to pull a slot handle for 8 hours a day just to get a gawd damn handjob whilst out back there is a virtual orgy of trees all writhen and whisperin their dirty music all while the birds whistle and gawk -

             dirty tree fucking talk

             like god in all the ancient books

             like god in this here car commercial

             a seductive notion

             gives you a bargain

             and as for the bargain Grandma would say, “Take it, because its taking you,” then she’d crush her empty beer can on her head and chuckle,

             ”Might as well enjoy the fucking.”

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