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      ------------------------------------ There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.

      ----------------------------------- Inside I found a dead parrot lying on a waterbed. I revived the parrot with some saltines and adrenaline. We became good friends. The parrots name was Randy. One night a few years later while Randy and me played Gin Rummy, he sang me a song about a fire. The title of this blog was never mentioned but I sensed it, and Randy confirmed it by giving me ‘THE LOOK’.

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          • November 27, 2009 8:00 pm

            Let’s play “The Vagina Game.”

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            Players reblog with movie titles, and in each title, one word must be substituted with the word “vagina.”

            I’ll start :

            My Big Fat Greek Vagina

            War of the Vaginas

            Finding Vagina

            Into The Vagina

            the vagina dairies.

            loose vagina.

            Harry Vagina and the Order of the Phoenix

            Inglourious Vaginas

            the breakfast vagina

            The Great Vagina Caper

            WHITE VAGINAS CAN’T JUMP

            12 Angry Vaginas

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