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      ------------------------------------ There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.

      ----------------------------------- Inside I found a dead parrot lying on a waterbed. I revived the parrot with some saltines and adrenaline. We became good friends. The parrots name was Randy. One night a few years later while Randy and me played Gin Rummy, he sang me a song about a fire. The title of this blog was never mentioned but I sensed it, and Randy confirmed it by giving me ‘THE LOOK’.

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          • November 23, 2009 9:20 am
            rrrick: my-ear-trumpet: propagandery: xplanes: thefuzzydave: “This is the greatest photograph ever taken” spot on if the buddha had just held up this photo instead of that stupid fucking flower ahh… yeah I guess the KGB still woulda shot him

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            : “This is the greatest photograph ever taken”

            spot on

            if the buddha had just held up this photo

            instead of that stupid fucking flower

            ahh… yeah I guess the KGB still woulda shot him

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              i absolutely love this photo! all of life is in this image… (only a slight exaggeration) 再でブログ 無色の緑のアイデア reblog by...
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