Hookers or Cake

Where the self-obsessed get serious about silly
I'm too wacky to be hip.

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    • ------------------------------------- How this blog got its name

      ------------------------------------ There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.

      ----------------------------------- Inside I found a dead parrot lying on a waterbed. I revived the parrot with some saltines and adrenaline. We became good friends. The parrots name was Randy. One night a few years later while Randy and me played Gin Rummy, he sang me a song about a fire. The title of this blog was never mentioned but I sensed it, and Randy confirmed it by giving me ‘THE LOOK’.

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          • December 31, 2010 12:03 pm
            Hey I gussied up the old web page a bit. I have added some categories for more enjoying refreshment and I added a best of category. I’ll prolly add some links to my favorite tumblrs like Rrrick, Fuzzy Dave, J. Scott Grand, Gravy Holocaust, and What a Fool Believes ect. What are some of your favorite tumblrs?

            Hey I gussied up the old web page a bit. I have added some categories for more enjoying refreshment and I added a best of category. I’ll prolly add some links to my favorite tumblrs like Rrrick, Fuzzy Dave, J. Scott Grand, Gravy Holocaust, and What a Fool Believes ect.

            What are some of your favorite tumblrs?

            1. answered: hookersorcake, dearcoketalk, & fuckthereallife
            2. answered: laughing squid, drawn blog, the real katie west and ravenstar.
            3. answered: Yours, 9gag and Coreymast always make me tingle.
            4. answered: Sublimiska; drinkyourjuice; little alaska; bringtheruckus; Rrrick; DearCokeTalk
            5. answered: supercrappyfartpants, and thingsineedtoforget, butI’m biased.
            6. answered: mine, duh
            7. answered: You. Happy New Year my friend!!
            8. answered: heyfranktown, bigredrobot, monstermadeofeyes
            9. answered: CapnSkull, liquidatomicgonads, they’re cool guys
            10. answered: guitarporn.co.uk
            11. answered: The “ocean of consciousness” is really interesting.
            12. answered: you of course!
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