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      ------------------------------------ There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.

      ----------------------------------- Inside I found a dead parrot lying on a waterbed. I revived the parrot with some saltines and adrenaline. We became good friends. The parrots name was Randy. One night a few years later while Randy and me played Gin Rummy, he sang me a song about a fire. The title of this blog was never mentioned but I sensed it, and Randy confirmed it by giving me ‘THE LOOK’.

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          • June 17, 2012 6:39 pm
            Walt Whitman was a drag queenwho danced down at the Manholehe roared the gay grape meat of his heartall over the entire jointsix nights a weekThe building eventually had to be condemned Uncle Walts love broke down the mortar in the wallson a subatomic levela vibration that barked and dancedin the heart of all thingslike fisting all the moons of Jupiteron a Sunday afternoon.

            Walt Whitman was a drag queen
            who danced down at the Manhole
            he roared the gay grape meat of his heart
            all over the entire joint
            six nights a week

            The building eventually had to be condemned
            Uncle Walts love broke down the mortar in the walls
            on a subatomic level
            a vibration that barked and danced
            in the heart of all things

            like fisting all the moons of Jupiter
            on a Sunday afternoon.

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