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      ------------------------------------ There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.

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          • June 17, 2012 12:20 am

            I hope in ten bajillion years some aliens find this and only this. And they think and feel that this is what we were. This is what we are. This is what we shall always be.

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