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          • June 16, 2012 1:39 pm
             The mustache that can spoke of    is not the eternal mustacheThe understanding that can be understood    is not wisdomFor the mustache is the beginning of heaven and earth    it is the mother of all thingsMustachioed one can see the entire mysteryMustacheless one only sees the manifestationThese two ways of being are identical       they only differ in nameThe mustache exists     only when it does notThis is the gateway to all mystery.     - Mustache Te Ching  by  Jade Bos

            The mustache that can spoke of

                is not the eternal mustache

            The understanding that can be understood

                is not wisdom


            For the mustache is the beginning of heaven and earth

                it is the mother of all things


            Mustachioed one can see the entire mystery

            Mustacheless one only sees the manifestation


            These two ways of being are identical

                   they only differ in name


            The mustache exists

                 only when it does not

            This is the gateway to all mystery.


                 - Mustache Te Ching  by  Jade Bos

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