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      ------------------------------------ There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.

      ----------------------------------- Inside I found a dead parrot lying on a waterbed. I revived the parrot with some saltines and adrenaline. We became good friends. The parrots name was Randy. One night a few years later while Randy and me played Gin Rummy, he sang me a song about a fire. The title of this blog was never mentioned but I sensed it, and Randy confirmed it by giving me ‘THE LOOK’.

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          • June 14, 2012 2:03 am
            On Writing - a critical series (bs i say to my cat) None of it means anything. All the bibles and porn, the shitty erotica, the smartasses who think they know what love is. Its all perfectly useless. Clever shit to say at cocktail parties - something that makes us feel, not so alone. Secure in our ideas about life, but none of it means a thing.  ”I love you…” that means something right? Well, if the writer had never been in love and these were his last words before he was to be executed… changes it a bit. So perhaps its all about context! Maybe that’s our problem. We get stuck in trying to figure out the infinite intricate 4-D context and we’re too catatonic ta live. If only I knew everything and were right all the time. Then life would be perfect. Not many people know that at the end of his book, The Critique of Pure Reason, Immanuel Kant just made a bunch of fart noises, but the editors left it out. The editors always leave out fart noises and the fart noises are the only acceptable form of context… according to me, the King of fffffhhhhrhrprprprprprprp!

            On Writing - a critical series (bs i say to my cat)

            None of it means anything. All the bibles and porn, the shitty erotica, the smartasses who think they know what love is.

            Its all perfectly useless. Clever shit to say at cocktail parties - something that makes us feel, not so alone. Secure in our ideas about life, but none of it means a thing.

             ”I love you…” that means something right? Well, if the writer had never been in love and these were his last words before he was to be executed… changes it a bit. So perhaps its all about context! Maybe that’s our problem. We get stuck in trying to figure out the infinite intricate 4-D context and we’re too catatonic ta live.

            If only I knew everything and were right all the time. Then life would be perfect.

            Not many people know that at the end of his book, The Critique of Pure Reason, Immanuel Kant just made a bunch of fart noises, but the editors left it out. The editors always leave out fart noises and the fart noises are the only acceptable form of context… according to me, the King of fffffhhhhrhrprprprprprprp!

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            6. said: I always wondered
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            8. said: Loving your words mister. And this photo is fucking hilarious! You always match the tone brilliantly xD
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            10. said: Every single thing you write breaks my heart and makes me want to kill something and kiss something and then i sort of feel like dying in my closet and i want to thank you for that okay? :)
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