I felt like there were little bugs biting me underneath my desk, so I needed to gird my skin. At first I just put on really long socks, but then they attacked my back and face so I fashioned an body suit out of two red Snuggie’s™. My entire body is covered from head to toe. I’ve also sewn googles into them so no bugs can get me. Of course I needed to make sure that there are no bugs in the suit before I put it on so I got it as hot as I could and put it on real fast. The polyester burned my skin and melded itself to me. I fear it would be to painful to take off so now I live in it. For some reason I’ve also stopped speaking and I’ve written words onto my Snuggie™ skin in black tip marker. Hate, Candy, Laughter… ect. I point to the words and hum loud music to convey my feelings about what I had for lunch or how I feel about politics or the weather. Its really been terrific fun. My only wish would be that my family would be a bit more supportive.