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      ------------------------------------ There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.

      ----------------------------------- Inside I found a dead parrot lying on a waterbed. I revived the parrot with some saltines and adrenaline. We became good friends. The parrots name was Randy. One night a few years later while Randy and me played Gin Rummy, he sang me a song about a fire. The title of this blog was never mentioned but I sensed it, and Randy confirmed it by giving me ‘THE LOOK’.

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          • June 9, 2012 2:37 am
            I gotta stop going to all these fancy parties and by ‘fancy’ I mean cocaine. I always end up feeling like a robot singing Neil Young songs at a karaoke bar. I have the same problem with meditation. The deal is that anyone can train their brain to tell them its never raining, that the sun is always shining even when its nighttime. Anyone can take enough cocaine to become the all seeing eye of god, but it wears off and its no fun being like that all the time, just ask the Buddha. Besides, duality is a sexy brilliant bitch. Glistening in the night like a dark alter. Like water rippling in the trees. The ever changing paradox of such fabulous deals at the lowest of prices imaginable. So low that I can’t even legally tell you. So free, that you will never be able to afford it.

            I gotta stop going to all these fancy parties and by ‘fancy’ I mean cocaine. I always end up feeling like a robot singing Neil Young songs at a karaoke bar. I have the same problem with meditation.

            The deal is that anyone can train their brain to tell them its never raining, that the sun is always shining even when its nighttime. Anyone can take enough cocaine to become the all seeing eye of god, but it wears off and its no fun being like that all the time, just ask the Buddha.

            Besides, duality is a sexy brilliant bitch. Glistening in the night like a dark alter. Like water rippling in the trees. The ever changing paradox of such fabulous deals at the lowest of prices imaginable. So low that I can’t even legally tell you. So free, that you will never be able to afford it.

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