Hookers or Cake

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      ------------------------------------ There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.

      ----------------------------------- Inside I found a dead parrot lying on a waterbed. I revived the parrot with some saltines and adrenaline. We became good friends. The parrots name was Randy. One night a few years later while Randy and me played Gin Rummy, he sang me a song about a fire. The title of this blog was never mentioned but I sensed it, and Randy confirmed it by giving me ‘THE LOOK’.

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          • November 13, 2009 10:22 pm
            There is a desperation.Its gorgeous of courseit taunts you with itsideal-li-za-tion.it looks like such funlike such a kick ass timethe perfect set of tits, that play“Back In Black” at full embracing volumewaves and vibrations enter every orifice of your bodytill you are fucktastically engorgedconfident as the full blown sunyou are ready to party3 hours later I findwhats left of your soul, covered in clown vomitwhimperin like a pup lost in the cold.Getting jacked up on shitty pop songs & energy drinksis no match for the gutter, kid.but fuuuuuu…. we all take a stab at that beautiful bitch sometimessometimes she ignores ya, sometimes she sells yer kidneys to the Russians.which ride is better? even God don’t rightly know.

            There is a desperation.
            Its gorgeous of course

            it taunts you with its
            ideal-li-za-tion.
            it looks like such fun
            like such a kick ass time

            the perfect set of tits, that play
            “Back In Black” at full embracing volume
            waves and vibrations enter every orifice of your body
            till you are fucktastically engorged
            confident as the full blown sun
            you are ready to party

            3 hours later I find
            whats left of your soul, covered in clown vomit
            whimperin like a pup lost in the cold.

            Getting jacked up on shitty pop songs & energy drinks
            is no match for the gutter, kid.

            but fuuuuuu…. we all take a stab at that beautiful bitch sometimes
            sometimes she ignores ya, sometimes she sells yer kidneys to the Russians.

            which ride is better?
            even God don’t rightly know.

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