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I'm too wacky to be hip.

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      ------------------------------------ There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.

      ----------------------------------- Inside I found a dead parrot lying on a waterbed. I revived the parrot with some saltines and adrenaline. We became good friends. The parrots name was Randy. One night a few years later while Randy and me played Gin Rummy, he sang me a song about a fire. The title of this blog was never mentioned but I sensed it, and Randy confirmed it by giving me ‘THE LOOK’.

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          • May 31, 2012 11:10 pm
            To do list - 5/31 Study for 70-640 Microsoft Active Directory test/cert Finish writing “Pooping in the Cosmos” song for Brian Wilson Write spec script for Bionic Stan (the $68,000 bionic man) Finish the gutters on the house. Maybe go see Neil Diamond on Friday

            To do list - 5/31

            • Study for 70-640 Microsoft Active Directory test/cert
            • Finish writing “Pooping in the Cosmos” song for Brian Wilson
            • Write spec script for Bionic Stan (the $68,000 bionic man)
            • Finish the gutters on the house.
            • Maybe go see Neil Diamond on Friday

            1. said: The Beach Boys stayed at my old boyfriend’s rental house in Hawaii, the Big Island.
            2. said: Neil Diamond used to rock my world when I was a tiny person
            3. said: Weren’t we supposed to go thrift muumuu shopping on Saturday?
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