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      ------------------------------------ There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.

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          • May 31, 2012 12:35 am
            Naomi Nakazato did a drawing for a story I hadn’t yet created. So here’s the story and here’s the art. FUN! “Even Gods have shitty jobs everyone needs a vacation” - Julius Caesar The All-Knowing-Eye had a summer home up in Martha’s Vineyard. She’d go there all the time. Usually she’d get drunk and kill everything, annihilate the whole island, but last year she sang beautiful songs and wooed us all into the water. I guess once every few hundred years God’s have birthdays or something. So we all just lay their floating, afraid she is gonna destroy us and we’re looking up at the night sky and then someone puts on a Spiritualized album, and we all got baked, floating there, drooling in all that water. I realized, how great it was to be alive and making commercials for things that don’t exist. It made me happy and then I pooped in the ocean.

            did a drawing for a story I hadn’t yet created. So here’s the story and here’s the art. FUN!

            “Even Gods have shitty jobs

            everyone needs a vacation” - Julius Caesar

            The All-Knowing-Eye had a summer home up in Martha’s Vineyard.

            She’d go there all the time. Usually she’d get drunk and kill everything, annihilate the whole island, but last year she sang beautiful songs and wooed us all into the water. I guess once every few hundred years God’s have birthdays or something.

            So we all just lay their floating, afraid she is gonna destroy us and we’re looking up at the night sky and then someone puts on a Spiritualized album, and we all got baked, floating there, drooling in all that water.

            I realized, how great it was to be alive and making commercials for things that don’t exist. It made me happy and then I pooped in the ocean.

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