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      ------------------------------------ There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.

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          • November 11, 2009 10:31 am
            monsterman: (via disturbingimages) “The birth place of humanity gorilla heart children spiraling down the chaos of flavors blood & keylime pie Someday we’ll all stand in front of Gene Shalit and have to answer for this horseshit until then the drinks are on me.” - Ghandi in a speech to the U.N.

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            “The birth place of humanity

            gorilla heart children spiraling down

            the chaos of flavors

            blood & keylime pie

            Someday we’ll all stand in front of Gene Shalit

            and have to answer for this horseshit

            until then the drinks are on me.”

            - Ghandi in a speech to the U.N.

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