Last night I dreamt of Beethoven and I must’ve woken up and written down what he said, I don’t remember doing this but when I awoke my notebook on the night stand was full of German phrases. I asked a friend of mine to translate… and here’s what Beethoven had to say.
Gods erection goes in all directions
stimulated by all the colors and sound
I once was lost
but now I’m found
cries the endless yawning
black hole in the ground
A puppet on a string
you are alone with everything
the puppetmaster sings
because he doesn’t exist
there is only everything
-Editors note: We were in a Cracker Barrel having breakfast, I had ham and eggs and Beethoven was eating a giant waffle covered with strawberries and whipped cream.