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      ------------------------------------ There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.

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          • May 27, 2012 2:22 am
            Last night I dreamt of Beethoven and I must’ve woken up and written down what he said, I don’t remember doing this but when I awoke my notebook on the night stand was full of German phrases. I asked a friend of mine to translate… and here’s what Beethoven had to say. Gods erection goes in all directionsstimulated by all the colors and sound  I once was lost    but now I’m found cries the endless yawningblack hole in the groundA puppet on a stringyou are alone with everythingthe puppetmaster singsbecause he doesn’t existthere is only everything -Editors note: We were in a Cracker Barrel having breakfast, I had ham and eggs and Beethoven was eating a giant waffle covered with strawberries and whipped cream.

            Last night I dreamt of Beethoven and I must’ve woken up and written down what he said, I don’t remember doing this but when I awoke my notebook on the night stand was full of German phrases. I asked a friend of mine to translate… and here’s what Beethoven had to say.

            Gods erection goes in all directions
            stimulated by all the colors and sound

              I once was lost
                but now I’m found


            cries the endless yawning
            black hole in the ground

            A puppet on a string
            you are alone with everything
            the puppetmaster sings

            because he doesn’t exist
            there is only everything

            -Editors note: We were in a Cracker Barrel having breakfast, I had ham and eggs and Beethoven was eating a giant waffle covered with strawberries and whipped cream.

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            10. thedailydoodles said: I liked Cracker Barrel’s french toast and me wampum some now.
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