There are several different stories tonight so I’ll be brief and tell you a few. I don’t do the que. I just write things and immediately post them. Prolly explains all the horrific editing and grammar.
Superhero Dad - Its about a boy who’s father is in a nuclear accident and ends up in the hospital. The boy thinks this means his father will become some kind of superhero but his father just gets really sick and dies.
OK-5 (as opposed to Super-8) About an extremely rich man who takes really purposely terrible vacations every few months so he can enjoy his insane life of luxury even more. His cousin Frank hears of this philosophy and is subsequently killed trying to copulate with a wild boar.
Commencement Address - Its all about losing you stupid fucks! Anyone can win. Any moron can tie a bell to a stick and then ring it. Its easy. We’re dumb animals. Granted some peoples idea of winning is being unable to ring the bell. That’s their story and they get what they need out of it. Emotional BS being a kind of currency. But lets not fuck around, real honest losing is always the best win. So don’t be afraid, there is complete joy and peace in hell.
Jungle Office Flashbacks - There is a wild voice in all the wires that crawl through these walls - listen close and hear the air conditioning turn on and off - on and off - They tell me there is a color printer on the network but whenever I trace it out I’m wandering out the back door into the south fields - Chasing exotic birds into the freeway - a frightened owl in a cubicle
