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      ------------------------------------ There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.

      ----------------------------------- Inside I found a dead parrot lying on a waterbed. I revived the parrot with some saltines and adrenaline. We became good friends. The parrots name was Randy. One night a few years later while Randy and me played Gin Rummy, he sang me a song about a fire. The title of this blog was never mentioned but I sensed it, and Randy confirmed it by giving me ‘THE LOOK’.

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          • May 8, 2012 11:51 pm
            Soon we’ll all be dead and tumblr will just keep rolling and scrolling some eternally strange homage to TV and memes and ideas of love What will the archeologists say about the shy chubby girl happily exposing herself to everything the 60 dollar bottles of vodka that taste like nothing the cute torture of endless possibilities that never turn into anything What will they sing to the little ham sandwiches at our funeral

            Soon we’ll all be dead and tumblr will just keep rolling and scrolling

            some eternally strange homage to TV and memes and ideas of love

            What will the archeologists say about

            the shy chubby girl happily exposing herself to everything

            the 60 dollar bottles of vodka that taste like nothing

            the cute torture of endless possibilities that never turn into anything

            What will they sing

            to the little ham sandwiches at our funeral

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