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      ------------------------------------ There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.

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          • May 3, 2012 2:03 am
            The Buddha was a total shit head not happy with being king he wanted everlasting peace and enlightenment. That’s humans for you already have heated leather seats but we want heaven and nirvana too.

            The Buddha was a total shit head

            not happy with being king

            he wanted everlasting peace and enlightenment.

            That’s humans for you

            already have heated leather seats

            but we want heaven and nirvana too.

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