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          • April 23, 2012 1:24 am
            I went to the mall and had my ass filled with the dust of illusion. It was On Sale! The price was so low, I couldn’t afford not to buy it.

            I went to the mall and had my ass filled with the dust of illusion.

            It was On Sale!

            The price was so low, I couldn’t afford not to buy it.

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