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      ------------------------------------ There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.

      ----------------------------------- Inside I found a dead parrot lying on a waterbed. I revived the parrot with some saltines and adrenaline. We became good friends. The parrots name was Randy. One night a few years later while Randy and me played Gin Rummy, he sang me a song about a fire. The title of this blog was never mentioned but I sensed it, and Randy confirmed it by giving me ‘THE LOOK’.


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          • April 20, 2012 6:23 pm

            My gift to the internet Gods on this most hallowed of days is a fully loaded Kenny Rodgers singing “Ruby” What kinda wonderful drugs do you suppose he’s on?

            1. answered: ALL THE DRUGS!
            2. answered: High on life? Most likely Irish courage and Indian tobacco.
            3. answered: Kenny was flying on methadone and viagra that night.
            4. answered: Hot wings and gin
            5. answered: Wow. Opium/hash mix and about 3 cans of Grain Belt. That guy is in Hoogie Boogie Land.
            6. ordinarywonder answered: He’s under the influence of a feather cut and that beard.
            7. answered: He’s high on life!
            8. said: either his glasses have purple tint or i’m on just as many drugs as him. dual win.
            9. answered: japanese salvia?
            10. answered: Enough to get that feather down. Kenny Rogers Feathered Locks of Lovliness. Which is the name of my band.
            11. answered: I’m thinkin’ weed
            12. answered: whiskey!
            13. answered: peyote
            14. hughman answered: Quaaludes. Maybe with a shroom chaser.
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