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      ------------------------------------ There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.

      ----------------------------------- Inside I found a dead parrot lying on a waterbed. I revived the parrot with some saltines and adrenaline. We became good friends. The parrots name was Randy. One night a few years later while Randy and me played Gin Rummy, he sang me a song about a fire. The title of this blog was never mentioned but I sensed it, and Randy confirmed it by giving me ‘THE LOOK’.

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          • April 18, 2012 11:06 pm
            New Math Theorem I was running from a monster in my dream. I turned around to see how close it was and the monster was gone. I stopped an looked and everything else had disappeared as well. I looked down at my own body and watched it dissolve.  Nothing existed but this rolling awareness, consciousness in its singularity… and then seventies porn music started to play. I woke up and the dog was licking my ass. Yeah, that seems about right.

            New Math Theorem

            I was running from a monster in my dream. I turned around to see how close it was and the monster was gone. I stopped an looked and everything else had disappeared as well. I looked down at my own body and watched it dissolve.  Nothing existed but this rolling awareness, consciousness in its singularity… and then seventies porn music started to play. I woke up and the dog was licking my ass. Yeah, that seems about right.

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