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          • April 11, 2012 1:09 am
            I took off my pants and then I took off my skin it aint even noon yet and I’m drunk at the La Quinta Inn. Where do we end Where do we begin breakfast and my car are continental at the La Quinta Inn. Why are you so sad when you can sit and spin everyone’s sin is 50% off down at the La Quinta Inn.

            I took off my pants and then

            I took off my skin

            it aint even noon yet

            and I’m drunk

            at the La Quinta Inn.

            Where do we end

            Where do we begin

            breakfast and my car

            are continental

            at the La Quinta Inn.

            Why are you so sad

            when you can sit and spin

            everyone’s sin is 50% off

            down at the La Quinta Inn.

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