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          • April 9, 2012 11:35 pm

            Can someone please translate into Spanish?

            “Watching assholes try on hats.”

            gracias

            28 notes Filed under:  I'm serious,.
            1. reblogged this from hookersorcake and added:
            2. answered: “Mirar culos pruebe sombreros.”
            3. answered: viendo a unos hoyos de mierda probando gorras
            4. answered: This is the best one! lol “rrrick said: Mi pene no entra en el autobús”
            5. answered: Viendo unos pendejos midiendo se unas gorras
            6. said: Mi pene no entra en el autobús
            7. answered: Mirar culos pruebe sombreros
            8. answered: Ver a las pendejos(as) tratando de sombreros. somethin along those lines.
            9. answered: Mirando a wueones probandose gorros. That’s very Chilean by the way, might not translate to other countries.
            10. answered: Mirando pendejos probandose gorras.
            11. answered: observar cabrones probarse sombreros.
            12. answered: Mirar culos pruebe sombreros
            13. answered: Mirar culos pruebe sombreros
            14. answered: viendo cabrones poner se goros.
            15. answered: Nacho libre san diego alex rodriguez.
            16. answered: viendoa pendejos probarse sombreros
            17. answered: Mirar culos pruebe sombreros.
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