Hookers or Cake

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      ------------------------------------ There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.

      ----------------------------------- Inside I found a dead parrot lying on a waterbed. I revived the parrot with some saltines and adrenaline. We became good friends. The parrots name was Randy. One night a few years later while Randy and me played Gin Rummy, he sang me a song about a fire. The title of this blog was never mentioned but I sensed it, and Randy confirmed it by giving me ‘THE LOOK’.

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          • April 8, 2012 1:38 am
            We promised each other we would never get fat and argue about TV Yet here we are mouths filled with Ho-Ho’s on the floor locked in deaths eternal embrace.

            We promised each other

            we would never get fat

            and argue about TV

            Yet here we are

            mouths filled with Ho-Ho’s

            on the floor locked in

            deaths eternal embrace.

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            9. said: I look forward to this, with a SO someday. …
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