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      ------------------------------------ There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.

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          • April 3, 2012 12:42 pm
            Hey I’m 40 today! The present I am giving myself is in not answering any of the several thousand birthday messages I received on facebook. Oh and I bought myself an animation program so I can make lurid nonsensical cartoons.

            Hey I’m 40 today! The present I am giving myself is in not answering any of the several thousand birthday messages I received on facebook. Oh and I bought myself an animation program so I can make lurid nonsensical cartoons.

            1. said: Happy Birthday you crazy bastard. Love and keep it comin’.
            2. said: heres another happy birthday message!
            3. said: Happy birthday my friend. I loved 40.
            4. criminalwisdom said: Welcome to the old man club.
            5. said: ha. nicely done sir.
            6. said: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HOOKERSORCAKE (i see you chose cake today) ^.^
            7. said: happy birthday!
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            9. said: Happy Birthday from BAD POSTCARDS
            10. said: Congrats on nutting the big 40! Many more to cum dude!
            11. said: Happy Birthday, Wild Man!
            12. said: I look forward to the cartoons.
            13. said: hehe … 40 isn’t old … if you’re a tree … Happy Birthday!
            14. said: Happy Birthday!
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