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March 26, 2012 9:24 pm

Guess who is trying to get a job with the N.R.A.?

They loved my sports fan/concealed weapon ideas…

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4. thedailydoodles said: I’ve had that thought so many times, especially if a sporting event doesn’t have metal detectors. It fits so perfect! And would be so gratifying to point the foam finger and shoot someone with it.
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26. said: Also great at Mexican weddings!
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