Thats right kids, back in the day we didn’t have no cell phones with all this endless texting. We had to communicate using good old fashioned telepathy. The ancients knew that if you took enough mescaline and formed some sort of orgonic listening device out of wood and yarn it was actually pretty easy. The first time my Uncle Bernie tried it he got psychically cornered by a pack of wolves and they forced him to listen to dirty knock knock jokes for three days… he was never the same, so ya had to careful.
