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          • March 21, 2012 11:14 pm

            Terry Gilliam basically calling Steven Spielberg a boring hack.

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            1. answered: lol, love it
            2. answered: I have to agree with him, but I do enjoy Spielberg’s movies anyway! Me think too hard me head hurt…
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            4. said: forgot to say fuck spielberg, more king movies with speilberg $
            5. answered: Just picked up Under The Dome. Vivisected woodchuck starts things out right
            6. answered: about time.
            7. answered: He is right.
            8. answered: I like all three of those guys. A lot. Spielberg says it best at 4:25:
            9. thedailydoodles answered: I think the popular movies of every era were “comforting” and gave you the answers… they may not be the GREATS, but they were the hits.
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            11. said: Hells, yes!!!! When people begin the fawning over Spielberg’s greatness, I bring up one movie, “1941”.
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            13. answered: agreed
            14. answered: i agree with terry! +my 2001: shutting down the imposed/artificial-cultural-mind and entering the terrifying possibilities of the human void
            15. answered: Spot on as usual.
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            18. answered: I didn’t even see it as an insult really, it’s just how it is. Spielberg is probably proud of having clear concise resolutions in his films.
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            20. answered: Well, he’s totally right!
            21. answered: spielberg is a child fucking demon
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