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------------------------------------ There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.
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Well, I guess I won’t be going to seeing my guru anymore, Supposedly some idiot cut him off in traffic and my guru ran the guy off the road, drug him out of his car, and snapped the dudes neck. So now he’s in jail and he probably won’t make bail unless we raise like $250,000. Hopefully if he ends up doing hardtime he can do a webcast or something from prison, so we can still see him.
Wow! Think how lucky that guy was he killed. I mean to have your life ended by a real live enlightened being.
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