Am I the only one who thinks this whole Kony director meltdown thing is totally fucking splendid?! I mean besides all the raping and the killing and genocide and shit. I’m talking about the white dude losing his shit, nude in broad daylight on a street corner?! I mean I totally feel for the dude. When I lost my job at the Sizzler and Trish broke up with me and I got them bunk rolls that turned out to be PCP… lets just say it was a emotionally cleansing experience, but wow, this guy is… hopefully he’s just really into the whole viral marketing thing. If not, maybe spend a couple of those bucks you made on some good therapy. Maybe save James Russel before you save the world. hmmm?
Either way, thank you for making your 15 minutes so fucking epic!
*** and don’t get all “This poor man is in the hospital!” on me, ok? Have you ever been to a Grateful Dead show? There were always about 50 nude white dudes loosing their shit at every show. They even had their own section right next to the handicapable section.
White guy loosing his shit, nude in public, is a right of passage. We have no more better ritual than signifying our complete bewildering agony at living in a horrific world in which white dudes like us have basically tortured humanity as soon as it crawled out of the ocean. We got billions of years of guilt hardwired into our boring, terrified flesh. So congrats on joining the club of human fucking beings Jason Russel! We are all nuts.
