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------------------------------------ There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.
----------------------------------- Inside I found a dead parrot lying on a waterbed. I revived the parrot with some saltines and adrenaline. We became good friends. The parrots name was Randy. One night a few years later while Randy and me played Gin Rummy, he sang me a song about a fire. The title of this blog was never mentioned but I sensed it, and Randy confirmed it by giving me ‘THE LOOK’.
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Seeing as how I am unemployed and unable to find decent work, I’ve decided to start my own business. From this day forward I shall travel to the ends of this vast world of ours and give seminars on psychic penis enlargement. I don’t know exactly where this will take me or what shall became of my twin boys, Bingo & Bongo, but I hope that even if I do fail in the eyes of the world, that my dear sons will understand. I can no longer live a lie.
Some people just have the gift.
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