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------------------------------------ There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.
----------------------------------- Inside I found a dead parrot lying on a waterbed. I revived the parrot with some saltines and adrenaline. We became good friends. The parrots name was Randy. One night a few years later while Randy and me played Gin Rummy, he sang me a song about a fire. The title of this blog was never mentioned but I sensed it, and Randy confirmed it by giving me ‘THE LOOK’.
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Ladies and gentlemen! I’m doing an indie craft show tomorrow in Fort Lauderdale, Florida. Its from 12-6 and there is a kegger afterwards. (really)
I’ll be selling t-shirts, books, postcards, and mustache rides are still only a nickel. Free shit* if you say you know me from tumblr.
*actual poop spray painted gold
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