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      ------------------------------------ There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.

      ----------------------------------- Inside I found a dead parrot lying on a waterbed. I revived the parrot with some saltines and adrenaline. We became good friends. The parrots name was Randy. One night a few years later while Randy and me played Gin Rummy, he sang me a song about a fire. The title of this blog was never mentioned but I sensed it, and Randy confirmed it by giving me ‘THE LOOK’.

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          • February 14, 2012 11:40 pm
            murmurandshout: I was going to take a better photo of my new vampire teeth from hookersorcake but this awful Photo Booth thing makes me look like one of the alien/gorilla/wolf motherfuckers from Attack the Block, so I’m sticking with it. I wear em to all my job interviews…

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            I was going to take a better photo of my new vampire teeth from hookersorcake but this awful Photo Booth thing makes me look like one of the alien/gorilla/wolf motherfuckers from Attack the Block, so I’m sticking with it.

            I wear em to all my job interviews…

            1. said: That was definitely what I thought of immediately.
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              I wear em to all my job interviews…
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