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      ------------------------------------ There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.

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          • February 12, 2012 12:48 am
            Just a friendly reminder that war, pestilence, and world hunger will be postponed over the next several days while CNN tries to wring every last nickel out of a dead pop star.  Remember when Michael Jackson’s death put an end to the bloody uprising in Iran?

            Just a friendly reminder that war, pestilence, and world hunger will be postponed over the next several days while CNN tries to wring every last nickel out of a dead pop star. 

            Remember when Michael Jackson’s death put an end to the bloody uprising in Iran?

            1. answered: …are you suggesting we sacrifice celebrities for the greater good?
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            6. answered: I am an American’t and I can’t remember yesterday, let alone whatever it is you are talking about.
            7. answered: I’m watching the Walking Dead marathon.
            8. answered: Sad, true, also Fox, and all the other comedy/ news shows. Reality ? they wouldn’t know it if it bit them. Shudder !!!!
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            10. sleepingchild answered: I said the exact same thing to my mom: it’s like MJ all over again.
            11. answered: I’m trying to care. Really.
            12. said: I liked Whitney and all, but it’s a small price to pay to put off the war with Iran a few weeks.
            13. answered: I liked late 80
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            15. answered: Who died?
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            17. answered: sad that people can be manipulated with that kind of things
            18. squarewaves answered: And now that Whitney’s dead, Israel can bomb Iran with the US being none the wiser!
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