I had the dream again last night. I’m at a party. I walk out of the bathroom, go into the kitchen for another beer, and the Devil is trying to talk Jesus into smashing a whole watermelon on the floor. There is a little baby sitting on the counter and the Devil is saying, “Look at this little baby, do you know how happy this baby would be if you just smashed this whole watermelon right on the floor?!” And you could see that Jesus was seriously considering it. And I’m like, “Jesus, what the fuck are you thinking? The Devil has offered you riches and to make you the ruler of the world and your just gonna smash a watermelon on the floor to make a baby laugh?” And Jesus looks at me dead serious and says “What, You don’t think it would be funny?”
