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      ------------------------------------ There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.

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          • January 29, 2012 4:18 pm


            Money Tree - by Kilgore Trout

            Trout, incidentally, had written a book about a money tree. It had twenty-dollar bills for leaves. Its flowers were government bonds. Its fruit was diamonds. It attracted human beings who killed each other around the roots and made very good fertilizer.
            So it goes.

            I just wanted to gather all the Kilgore Trout books/stories that Kurt Vonnegut wrote, in one place. Might be kinda fun to make fake book covers too.

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