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      ------------------------------------ There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.

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          • January 24, 2012 7:49 am

            Guess whose ebook is for the next 3 Days?

            63 notes Filed under:  Probablly not the first to put a flying dildo on Kindle, lit, prose, poetry, Hookers or Cake vol I,.
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            2. answered: Fantastic!
            3. answered: so my kid picks up my kindle fire and says ‘i choose cake, i’m not a lesbian. those cakes look good!’
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            5. answered: Just downloaded! Thank you, wanted to check this out for a while.
            6. answered: Flying dongs. Now i just need an ereader
            7. answered: Gosh darn it! I wish I had a Kindle! Alas, I love my Nook. :P
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            9. answered: guess why I just jumped out of my chair, knocked a magnet from the fridge, and slipped in my socked feet on the kitchen floor
            10. answered: you’re the best. i like the reviews too.
            11. answered: Da Pope
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