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      ------------------------------------ There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.

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          • January 18, 2012 12:07 am
            Whenever I’m ordering out for more supplies, IE. eyeliner and lubrication, I keep hitting the wrong button on my IG phone and eliminating my entire family. Sure they’re easy and cheap to replicate. But afterwards I always feel a bit weird and I don’t dream for weeks. Remember before the conscious expansion how most everyone took dreams for granted? Now they are more valuable than silence. And I’m talking real silence, not that fake shit they sell online. People need to realize, I’m just like every other blogger out there, bitching about my hopeless boring life. Only I’m from the future/past where our core has expanded at such a rapid rate that everything has collapsed in upon itself creating one giant cluster fuck of a cocaine orgy/dying singular consciousness, so that just kinda makes things sound cool and interesting. Trust us, its not. Its just like now as it always is.

            Whenever I’m ordering out for more supplies, IE. eyeliner and lubrication, I keep hitting the wrong button on my IG phone and eliminating my entire family. Sure they’re easy and cheap to replicate. But afterwards I always feel a bit weird and I don’t dream for weeks. Remember before the conscious expansion how most everyone took dreams for granted? Now they are more valuable than silence. And I’m talking real silence, not that fake shit they sell online.

            People need to realize, I’m just like every other blogger out there, bitching about my hopeless boring life. Only I’m from the future/past where our core has expanded at such a rapid rate that everything has collapsed in upon itself creating one giant cluster fuck of a cocaine orgy/dying singular consciousness, so that just kinda makes things sound cool and interesting. Trust us, its not. Its just like now as it always is.

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