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          • January 5, 2012 10:20 pm
            I’m begininning to enjoy political correctness. Yeah, maybe I’m just getting old but I feel like ‘I get it’ now. The whole point in not using certain hurtful words is so all people - regardless of sex, race, sexual identity, and physical appearance can feel as if they’re just plain ol human beings. And everyone should enjoy this freedom. Its the same old freedom that boring straight white dudes like me have enjoyed for years. The tedious vacuous freedom, puntuated by impotent fits of rage, culminating in throwing bottles of scotch into the roaring void. Trust me, its really awesome. The only obstacle any human being should ever have to deal with is their own inadequacy and self loathing. And we’ve got drugs for this now.

            I’m begininning to enjoy political correctness. Yeah, maybe I’m just getting old but I feel like ‘I get it’ now.

            The whole point in not using certain hurtful words is so all people - regardless of sex, race, sexual identity, and physical appearance can feel as if they’re just plain ol human beings. And everyone should enjoy this freedom. Its the same old freedom that boring straight white dudes like me have enjoyed for years.

            The tedious vacuous freedom, puntuated by impotent fits of rage, culminating in throwing bottles of scotch into the roaring void. Trust me, its really awesome.

            The only obstacle any human being should ever have to deal with is their own inadequacy and self loathing. And we’ve got drugs for this now.

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