Hookers or Cake

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    • ------------------------------------- How this blog got its name

      ------------------------------------ There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.

      ----------------------------------- Inside I found a dead parrot lying on a waterbed. I revived the parrot with some saltines and adrenaline. We became good friends. The parrots name was Randy. One night a few years later while Randy and me played Gin Rummy, he sang me a song about a fire. The title of this blog was never mentioned but I sensed it, and Randy confirmed it by giving me ‘THE LOOK’.


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          • January 3, 2012 10:25 pm
            1. answered: self loathing and feces.
            2. answered: Dead politicians’ eyebrows.
            3. answered: Ayn Rand book spines…?
            4. answered: Cockroach Semen
            5. answered: America’s foreskin.
            6. thedailydoodles answered: Gay negro children scalps.
            7. answered: Kool-Aid
            8. said: And pulling yourself up with your own bootstraps takes on a whole new meaning.
            9. answered: free market gold.
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