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------------------------------------ There was a large painting of Evel Knievel shaking hands with Richard Nixon. It hung in the Mayors office. Late one evening after everyone went home. I took it down to the lab. I zoomed in on Evel’s left eye a 100x and enhanced it. It was an address. I went to the address. It was a modest, 1970’s style, split level ranch home in the suburbs.
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I need to pimp my new Hookersorcake gear. Whenever I put in vampire teeth, my face immediately makes this scary face. I can’t control it.
The book is great Jade!
Fangs rrrick. You sure they’re not just fancy dental dams? ;)
More awesomeness! From the bestest Tumblr ever RRRICK! Thanks sugar! Other tumblrs, I apologize for the continued whoring and interruptions! The regular madness will continue shortly. - Thanks for yer understanding - Jade
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